- "Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Let me tell you's, it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean! "
- ―Jezz Torrent
Jezz is the lead singer for the Scottish hair metal band Love Fist.
Torrent, alongside Kent Paul, Dick, Percy and Willy, later hired Tommy Vercetti to do some work for them, including the task of bringing Mercedes Cortez to them and buying some drugs for themselves, called "Love Juice".
According to his bandmate Percy, Torrent practices bestiality and has previously had sex with sheep, though the truth behind this is unknown, as it may simply be an example of the band members taunting each other.
Torrent is a member of the Epsilon Program, and writes a testimonial on their website about how the cult helped him overcome a drug addiction.
It is said on the TV show Fame or Shame that Jezz left Love Fist and launched a solo career (in HD Universe canon) and produced a 1991 record named "This Is a Power Ballad", co-written with Crow, which was number one in Germany for nineteen weeks. The song itself is sung on the show by contestant William Angio. Torrent is one of the honoured celebrities on the Vinewood Walk of Fame.
Jezz is also mentioned in Grand Theft Auto V on Weazel News during a report about a hotel offering new packages, including one called the "Jezz Torrent package". The reporter mentions that Jezz shat himself in an elevator, and went running around the street naked.
- GTA Vice City
- Torrent's name is another sexual joke from Rockstar Games. Jezz is pronounced "jizz" if spoken in a Scottish accent and "jizz" is a slang term for semen.