- "I get real lonely in this big, ol' town, so I'd appreciate you calling me."
- ―Dana after having sex in bathroom
Dana is a character who appears in The Ballad of Gay Tony. She is a dancer at Maisonette 9, and she is one of many girls who will have sex with Luis, and give him her phone number upon dancing with her. Like the other girls, she does not have a specific character model, and shares it with any of the other women at Maisonette 9. Little is known about Dana, although she reveals she is a model, and she apparently lives at a large complex on Amethyst Street and Denver Avenue in The Exchange. She appears to speak with a rural American accent.